Linda's Bargain Hunt

Lyrics

Verse 1
Linda Fields is out at dawn,
Working every street till bargains are gone.
She checks one stall, then circles the square,
“Marked down again? I’ll take that pair!”
Stella hears the latest, Millie knows the rest,
Dawn and Lucy work the farm and hear it all at best.

Chorus
Oh, Linda, Linda, shopping all day,
Spends it heavy, then the coins run away.
Flying fish and lamb chops, supper on the side,
Bobble hat bobbing as she takes it in stride.

Verse 2
Quinton is her son, Lisa and Shanna her girls,
She’s got a little tale for every twist and turn.
“Did you hear what happened?” travels stall to stall,
She knows who said what before the phone can call.
She promises a passport, “This year, I’ll get it done!”
Same old story every year—the year has just begun.

Chorus
Oh, Linda, Linda, shopping all day,
Spends it heavy, then the coins run away.
Flying fish and lamb chops, supper on the side,
Bobble hat bobbing as she takes it in stride.

Bridge
A little brandy, straight, she says, “That’s quite enough,”
Then she spots a special deal and heads back through the rush.
Passport forms can wait till Monday, everyone can see—
But if there’s half-price at the market, Linda’s first in line to be!

Final Chorus
Oh, Linda, Linda, shopping all day,
Spends it heavy, then the coins run away.
Flying fish and lamb chops, with her friends nearby,
Bobble hat bobbing and a twinkle in her eye.
Oh, Linda, Linda, promise us this year:
Get that passport—then shop everywhere!
Outro
Same old story, same old grin,
Linda finds a bargain—and she’s off again!