I have a boyfriend

Lyrics

Verse 1
You found me by the coat check, saying you've seen me before
You said your watch was vintage, I said, “um...there is the door”
You asked me where I’m from, then tried to guess my sign
I smiled like I was listening; I’d already drawn the line

Pre-Chorus
You step closer, I put in my ear bud
You keep selling, but I don't need no Chud

Chorus
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t come at me with that weak game
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t tell me all the ways you’re paid
I have a boyfriend!
I’m not impressed by your new car
I have a boyfriend!
You’ve been talking way too long

Post-Chorus
Boyfriend! Boyfriend!
That’s the sign, that’s the wall
Boyfriend! Boyfriend!
Did you hear me at all?

Verse 2
You said you know the owner, you can get us to the front
You asked if I live nearby, then made a guess that wasn’t one
You told me you’re a nice guy, like that settles every point
I’m looking past your shoulder for my friends and for the door

Pre-Chorus
You step closer, I put in my ear bud
You keep selling, but I don't need no Chud

Chorus
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t come at me with that weak game
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t tell me all the ways you’re paid
I have a boyfriend!
I’m not impressed by your new car
I have a boyfriend!
You’ve been talking way too long

Breakdown
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t even look at me
I have a boyfriend!
You can’t sit here, please
I have a boyfriend!
You’re still talking—seriously?
I have a boyfriend!
Read the room and let me be

Build
Say it once, say it twice
Keep your hands and keep your advice
Say it once, say it clear
I’m not buying what you brought in here

Final Chorus
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t come at me with that weak game
I have a boyfriend!
Don’t tell me all the ways you’re paid
I have a boyfriend!
I’m not impressed by your new car
I have a boyfriend!
You’ve been talking way too long

Outro
I have a boyfriend!
I have a boyfriend!
I have a boyfriend!
You can still buy me a drink though