Booty Duty

Lyrics

Intro
Your Honor, may I approach?
I brought my heart—and a little bad judgment.

Verse 1
You walked in, all poise, with that look in your eyes,
I forgot every rule I had sworn to uphold.
Now the room’s gone quiet, the clock’s taking sides,
And I’m pleading my case with my hands to the fold.
You say, “Counsel, be careful,” I say, “I’ll be fair,”
Then you lean just a little, and I lose my defense.
There’s a red line drawn, but we’re both standing there,
Your smile says proceed, and your silence says yes.

Pre-Chorus
So tell me where the boundary lies,
I’ll wait until you say it twice.
No pressure, no plea bargain due—
Just one clear answer from you.

Chorus
This is your subpoena for booty duty,
Loving you ain’t a crime, it’s my civic duty.
The trial will be long, but the verdict will be sweet,
If you want me beside you when we leave these seats.
I’ve got evidence of kisses, and a case full of desire,
You can dismiss me with a word, or let the room catch fire.
This is your subpoena for booty duty—
Only if you want me, only if you choose me.

Verse 2
You’re the judge of the pace, you can call every pause,
I’ll take every cue, I won’t bend any laws.
Your laugh in the hallway has me losing my cool,
But your yes is the rule, and your no is the rule.
You tap on the table; I stand at attention,
Your eyes write a sentence I won’t dare mention.
We can close up the file, let the whole case rest,
Or stay here together if you’re feeling yes.

Pre-Chorus
So tell me where the boundary lies,
I’ll wait until you say it twice.
No pressure, no plea bargain due—
Just one clear answer from you.

Chorus
This is your subpoena for booty duty,
Loving you ain’t a crime, it’s my civic duty.
The trial will be long, but the verdict will be sweet,
If you want me beside you when we leave these seats.
I’ve got evidence of kisses, and a case full of desire,
You can dismiss me with a word, or let the room catch fire.
This is your subpoena for booty duty—
Only if you want me, only if you choose me.

Bridge
No sentence without consent, no verdict without you,
You hold the final say in everything we do.
The courtroom can empty, the record can close,
But I’ll stay right here till you tell me where this goes.

Final Chorus
This is your subpoena for booty duty,
Loving you ain’t a crime, it’s my civic duty.
The trial will be long, but the verdict will be sweet,
If you want me beside you when we leave these seats.
I’ve got evidence of kisses, and a case full of desire,
You can dismiss me with a word, or let the room catch fire.
This is your subpoena for booty duty—
Only if you want me, only if you choose me.

Outro
Case closed if you say so.
Your call, counselor.