Bedside Betrayal
by B3N1T3Z
Lyrics
Verse 1
Came home with a wag and a grin
Bootprints on the quilt again
I pulled back the sheet, froze hard
That little beast played my bed like a yard
He flopped like he owned my name
Tail in the air like he won the game
I stared at the stain, he looked away
Then trotted off like, "What can I say?"
Pre-Chorus
Oh, I know that face
That guilty little sway
You tilt your head, you blink
Then you ruin my day
Chorus
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
My heart went red
You pooped on my bed (on my bed)
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
That look you shed
Don't do that again, don't do that again
Verse 2
I scrubbed with soap and I prayed for rain
Opened every window to kill the stain
You circled once, then you circled twice
Like you heard my pain and you liked that spice
Now every time that I hear those paws
I snap to attention, I check the cloth
'Cause you got no shame, you got no fear
Just a fluffy little criminal right here
Pre-Chorus
Oh, I know that face
That guilty little sway
You tilt your head, you blink
Then you ruin my day
Chorus
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
My heart went red
You pooped on my bed (on my bed)
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
That look you shed
Don't do that again, don't do that again
Bridge
I love you, I swear
But the line is clear
You can chase that ball
You cannot live in here
One more time
And we’re having words
One more time
And the couch gets hurt
Final Chorus
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
My heart went red
You pooped on my bed (on my bed)
You pooped on my bed
You pooped on my bed
I said what I said
No more, no more, no more in my bed