Door Camping My Neighbour

Lyrics

Verse 1
Woke up on the beach in my underwear
Hit a couple barrels
Built a base over there
Crafted up a pipe
Yeah the dream was alive
Then my neighbour moved in with his fifty-man tribe

He’s got sheet metal walls
Got a turret on top
Keeps flexing in chat
Never ever shuts up
So I’m crouched by his hinges like it’s my full-time job
With a homemade boomstick and a pocket full of slugs

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbour
All day
All night (hey!)
Ear to the keyhole
Finger on the bite
You hear that lock go click?
That handle start to turn?
Congratulations
Buddy
You just failed to learn
I’m door camping my neighbour
This is what you earned

Verse 2
He’s screaming in voice
“Bro
Just 1v1”
But he peaks every door like it’s speedrun fun
Drops a box of loot
Does the longest runback
I’m sipping on water while he malds in caps

Types “reported again” as he slams his door
Then opens it a crack just to flame me more
Boom
Back on the bag
Now he’s punching the floor
You’d think he’d have learned from the last twenty-four

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbour
All day
All night (yeah!)
Sleeping bag city
Right outside his light
You hear that lock go click?
That handle start to turn?
Welcome to the hallway
Where you never learn
I’m door camping my neighbour
This is what you earned

Bridge
He calls for his team
But they’re stuck in the snow
He alt-tabs to stream
I’m already in his doorframe
Bro (hey!)
He says “touch some grass”
I say “plant some seeds”
‘Cause every time you spawn
You’re just feeding my needs

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbour
All day
All night
If karma is a ladder
I broke yours out of spite
You hear that lock go click?
That handle start to turn?
Same mistake again
You just never learn
I’m door camping my neighbour
‘Til we both wipe
Burn