First Date Disaster

Lyrics

(Spoken Intro) Baby, this a wonderful meal, thank you. "Damn, my stomach is bubbling up, I need to take a shit. I can't make it home, I gotta go!" Excuse me for a moment!
(Chorus) I couldn't hold it, I couldn't wait
I couldn't reach the toilet fast enough, I couldn't hesitate
my stomach's. in pain (hella damn pain) from the food I just ate
I got to shit in this woman's house and it's just our first date
(Verse 1) It's our first link up, Netflix and chill
Got the groceries she requested to show her cooking skills
The wine has been chilled and the blunt's been smoked
I cracked a few dad jokes after a few good tokes
Dinner's ready, but you didn't serve the Stove-top stuffing
Almost kicked her in the pussy, I didn't buy that shit for nothing
But I'm hungry, so I'm chilling, just waiting for my plate
No seafood or no steak, just some tofu and rice cakes
But I ate, then felt a strange rumble
My belly starts to grumble, and I know that I'm in trouble
(Chorus) I couldn't hold it, I couldn't wait
I couldn't reach the toilet fast enough, I couldn't hesitate
my stomach's. in pain (hella damn pain) from the food I just ate
I got to shit in this woman's house and it's just our first date
(Chorus) I couldn't hold it, I couldn't wait
I couldn't reach the toilet fast enough, I couldn't hesitate
my stomach's. in pain (hella damn pain) from the food I just ate
I got to shit in this woman's house and it's just our first date
(Verse 2) She's asking me if there was something wrong
I said "Yeah, that food you gave me just hit me wrong!"
I couldn't stay seated in my chair for very long
All I felt was the boo boo bout to hit a toilet strong
Got up in a dash, hit her bathroom fast
Gave it everything I had, and heard a hella splash
Now it's all over my ass, but here's the bigger issue
" I be damned that this bitch doesn't have any tissue"
(Chorus) I couldn't hold it, I couldn't wait
I couldn't reach the toilet fast enough, I couldn't hesitate
my stomach's. in pain (hella damn pain) from the food I just ate
I got to shit in this woman's house and it's just our first date
(Chorus) I couldn't hold it, I couldn't wait
I couldn't reach the toilet fast enough, I couldn't hesitate
my stomach's. in pain (hella damn pain) from the food I just ate
I got to shit in this woman's house and it's just our first date