Gratis
by CJ Frei
Lyrics
(Background)
"Absolutely the Last Song... Probably."
(Intro)
"...You guys are still here?"
"...Seriously?"
"...Huh."
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(Verse 1)
Well...
We sang about...
Grandmas...
Flamethrowers...
Candy bars...
A cheating goose...
Peas...
...DON'T get us started on PEAS...
(Background)
"Eww"
---
The floor was lava...
So...
If you're still here...
After all...
You're probably...
Just as weird...
As us...
(Background)
"...That's a compliment."
---
(Pre-Chorus)
Our deepest...
Appreciation!!!
We don't know...
Why you stayed...
But we're really...
Glad you did...
GRATITUDE!!
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(Chorus)
THANKS...
FOR LISTENING!!
Seriously...
We mean it!!
If you laughed...
Then we won...
Now go...
Call your mom...
Or hug your kids...
Or eat some pizza...
Life's too short...
To skip dessert...
(Background)
"...Unless it's peas."
"...Peas are suspicious."
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(Verse 2)
We are..
GRATEFUL!!
Maybe...
You skipped here...
Maybe...
You heard...
The goofy stuff...
First...
Maybe...
This album...
Made no sense...
Good...
That means...
It worked...
(Background)
"...We barely knew what we were doing."
"...Still don't."
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(Bridge)
(Background)
"...Think they'll ask for another album?"
...Probably.
(Background)
"...Should we?"
...Absolutely not.
(Beat.)
(Background)
"...Definitely maybe."
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(Final Chorus)
...
THANKS A TON...
FOR LISTENING!!
Cheers for laughing...
With us...
If this album...
Made your day...
Then...
Our job...
Is done...
(Everything gets quiet...)
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(Outro)
"...Alright."
"If we do another album it shouldbe riddles. "
"...like, how much wood coulda wood chuck actually chuck??"
"...Never mind..."
(Long pause.)
"...that's too intellectual..."
WE ARE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!!