emo can of soup
Lyrics
intro
bing bong bing bong
honk honk
verse
what the heck?
i just saw a can of soup wearing an emo wig
im confused
why am i seeing that
im reporting this to the manager
(hahahahaha)
this is so hilarious
(ooh lah lah)
i see an emo can of soup
what's next, a goth bag of chips?
(haha)
verse
im at the grocery store
i was getting food to eat
but than the emo can of soup came up to me
the can said "i want to party"
but i said soup cant do that
verse
the cashier saw the emo soup destroy the grocery store
the can said blah blah
come on everyone
lets run towards the emo soup
we caught him
he got reported to the police
he got arrested for causing chaos
pure culinary chaos
chorus
we finally caught the emo can of soup
i can finally do my grocery shopping
(but than)
verse
NOOOOOOO!
the can of soup escaped from jail
its curently causing chaos around the city
DAMN IT
Verse
breaking news
this can of soup is causing chaos
oh no, what do i do
(aha!)
i know
i need to invent an anti-soup weapon
Verse
here are the steps
(ONE) get a bunch of gravy
(TWO) put in the gunpowdee
(THREE) put all the eggs in it
(FOUR) add some motor oil
(FIVE) dont forget glitter
(SIX) add pepto bismuth
(SEVEN) put in the erbium
(EIGHT) put some pepper spray
(NINE) add bullets
(TEN) its all freaking DONE!!
YEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
we are going to defeat the emo can of soup!
verse
Shoot the cannon (BOOM)
the soup can is destroying the building
get the medival ship
(boom)
we got the whole crew activated and we are all ready to defeat the one we have been dealing witb for the past 9 hours and we were all working out faces off to make this weapon to defeat this antagonist of a can of soup
GET READY TO DEFEAT!!
verse
THE SOUP CAN IS OFFICIALLY DEFEATED!!!
great job everyone
we defeated the emo can of soup
YES
he is gone forever
now we can dance and shake our booties at the christmas night club
Yeah
spoken word
hey, do you want to make a goth pineapple pizza
verse. guttural
AAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHH
PINEAPPLE DOESNT BELONG ON PIZZA
YOU LITTLE PIECE OF POOP
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
spoken word
buddy chill, you can peel off the pineapple
outro
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IM GOING TO DESTROY THE WHOLE FREAKING TOWN
I WILL ABSTRACT THE TOWN, AND USE IT AS PIZZA SAUCE!