Chocolate Cake & Violent Crumbs

Lyrics

Intro
Yeah
This one’s for the bakery
Bruv
Sweet tooth in a ski mask (grrt, bow)
Ah?

Verse 1
Kick door in the kitchen
Chef start shaking
Think it’s a lick
It is
I’m here for the cake
Not taking
Plate on the rack
I’m pacing
Dark on top
That frosting ancient
Knife come out
That slicing patient
If crumbs go missing
Man’s losing patience
Whole tray gone
That’s population

Say I’m obsessed?
Call it addiction
I call it a blessing
Went church once
Saw free buffet
Nearly got banned for the cake I’m pressing
Lips with the ganache
Face got stains
Still look cold in a whip
No shame
Opps talk grease
I talk grain
Flour on the scales
That’s weight I claim (trust me)

Chorus
Chocolate cake
I might sin for it (sin)
Risk my life
Do a bid for it (bid)
If there’s one slice left
I’ll swing for it (swing)
Man turn wicked
Do a mad ting for it
Chocolate cake
I lose friends for it (gone)
Say it’s “just food”? I’ll pretend for it (liar)
“Yeah yeah
I’m full” then I bend for it (lean)
Round that corner
Plate extend for it (yuh)

Verse 2
See me at a party
Calm and collected
Clock that tray
My mood corrected
Small talk dead
That vibe ejected
I’m in the queue like “bro
Respect it”
Three more squares on the side I’m eyeing
Bare fake smiles
Bare man lying
“Help yourself”?
Say less
I’m trying
Fork in hand like I’m back out riding (bow)

Gym man flexed
Said “cake’s off-plan”
Cool
Fam
More grams for the gang
I’ll dead bare beef for a bite
That’s facts
“Hold my drink
I’ll be back with a stack”
Bar man talking ‘bout “last orders”
I’m in the back near pastry borders
If chef move dodge with the portion sizes
He might get rushed for those sweet surprises (woo)

Chorus
Chocolate cake
I might sin for it
Risk my life
Do a bid for it
If there’s one slice left
I’ll swing for it
Man turn wicked
Do a mad ting for it
Chocolate cake
I lose friends for it
Say it’s “just food”? I’ll pretend for it
“Yeah yeah
I’m full” then I bend for it
Round that corner
Plate extend for it

Bridge
Mum said “son
That cake’s too rich”
Still took two
That greed’s my glitch
Boss on Zoom
I mute that pitch
Camera off
One more switch (munch)
If I ever get caught
That case looks peak
Judge say “why?” I say “once a week
That chocolate call me
Voice too deep”
Whole court laugh
But the craving’s bleak (ha)

Chorus
Chocolate cake
I might sin for it
Risk my life
Do a bid for it
If there’s one slice left
I’ll swing for it
Man turn wicked
Do a mad ting for it
Chocolate cake
I lose friends for it
Say it’s “just food”? I’ll pretend for it
“Yeah yeah
I’m full” then I bend for it
Round that corner
Plate extend for it