
Mickey Mouse chaos
by Megan Pain
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!
The clubhouse is quiet, there’s a chill in the fog.
I traded my white gloves for a tactical vest,
Gonna put these Toontown outlaws to the rest!
I’m checking my list and I’m checking it twice,
Being a friendly mouse just wasn't enough advice.
Oh boy!
(Chorus)
I’ve got a double-barrel, shining and bright,
I’m cleaning up the Magic Kingdom tonight!
Click-clack, ha-ha! See ya real soon,
Under the glow of a dark, cartoon moon.
I’m the leader of the club, but I’m packing some heat,
Better keep moving if you see me on the street!
(Verse 2)
Donald’s in the turret of the breezy pontoon,
Goofy’s loading slugs for this afternoon.
Pluto’s got the scent, he’s tracking ‘em down,
There’s a new kind of justice coming to town.
I used to drive a steamboat, now I’m driving a tank,
You can take my "Hot Dog Dance" straight to the bank!
Gee, it’s a swell day for a showdown!
(Bridge)
M-I-C... See you in the ground!
K-E-Y... Why? Because I’m the king of this town!
M-O-U-S-E...
That’s the last thing you’ll hear when you’re looking at me!
Ha-ha!
(Verse 3)
Pete’s hiding out by the old Willow Tree,
But he can't hide from my 12-gauge and me.
I’ve got birdshot for crows and buckshot for bears,
I’m answering all of your Mouska-prayers!
The Ears are on tight and the safety is off,
Don't let the high-pitched voice make you scoff!
(Chorus)
I’ve got a double-barrel, shining and bright,
I’m cleaning up the Magic Kingdom tonight!
Click-clack, ha-ha! See ya real soon,
Under the glow of a dark, cartoon moon.
I’m the leader of the club, but I’m packing some heat,
Better keep moving if you see me on the street!
(Outro)
That sure was swell!
Tell Minnie I’ll be home for dinner... if I finish the job!
Ha-ha!
Boom!
See ya real soon!
Should we add a verse where Donald Duck gets his own weapon, or should we describe a boss fight with Pete?