Have you ever worn silk?

Lyrics

(Verse 1)
I spend my Monday through Friday in the deep dark pines
Swingin’ an axe till my knuckles ache and the sun stops tryin' to shine
I got a beard like a thicket and muscles made of stone
I drive a four-wheel monster with a lifted suspension bone
I’m a man’s man, honey, I’m the king of the wood
Do everything a rugged, burly lumberjack should.
​(Chorus)
But have you ever wore silk? Have you ever felt velvet on your skin?
Have you ever put panties on and a summer dress? I'm sure it'll make you grin
I know it might sound weird because I’m pretty tough
I’m a lumberjack and my daily work is rough
But when the weekend’s here and I’m in the mood
I’m a big bearded, beer-drinking, dress-wearing dude!
​(Verse 2)
Saturday morning, I put the chainsaw in the shed
I trade my heavy leather boots for something floral instead
I’m still six-foot-four and three hundred pounds of grit
But I like a little lace and a garment that’s a breezy fit
I’ll crack a cold brew, let the hemline flow
Just a mountain of a man with a soft-textured glow.
​(Bridge)
Don’t get me wrong, I can still haul a ton
But a man needs some comfort when the laboring is done
There’s a certain kind of freedom in a polka-dot print
That gives my hairy chest a certain kind of twinkle and a glint!
​(Guitar Solo - Upbeat Honky-Tonk Style)
​(Chorus)
Yeah, have you ever wore silk? Have you ever felt velvet on your skin?
Have you ever put panties on and a summer dress? I'm sure it'll make you grin
I know it might sound weird because I’m pretty tough
I’m a lumberjack and my daily work is rough
But when the weekend’s here and I’m in the mood
I’m a big bearded, beer-drinking, dress-wearing dude!
​(Outro)
So if you see me in the yard, lookin’ mighty fine
In a chiffon number from the summer design
Just give me a nod, and give me a cheer
I’m the prettiest lumberjack you’ll see all year!
Yeah, I’m a dress-wearing dude!
(Big country-rock finish)