Scrollin' & Trollin

Lyrics

(Beat suggestion: bouncy 808s, hi-hats snapping like notifications, maybe a pitched-up vocal sample saying "like & subscribe" in the background)
Intro – spoken, auto-tuned
Yo... it's 3:17 a.m...
Battery at 4%... still refreshin'...
We outside... but we really inside...
Let's get it...
Chorus
I'm scrollin' and trollin', double-tap on the low (tap tap)
Got 12 likes on my story, feelin' like I'm GOAT (GOAT!)
Doomscroll till my eyes bleed, algorithm know me (know me)
One viral sound and I'm rich... or just ghosted, homie (ghosted!)
Scrollin' and trollin', notifications poppin' (brrr)
Wake up to 3 DMs: "u up?" Nah, I'm droppin' (droppin')
Blue check on my name but my life in the red (facts)
Post a thirst trap... get crickets instead (crickets!)
Verse 1
Woke up, checked the feed, already mad at the world (damn)
Ex posted with new boo, caption: "Best vibe unfurled"
I hit like real quick, then unlike, then like again (panic)
Heart racin' like I just ran a TikTok trend (trend!)
Algorithm pushin' gym bros and crypto scams (skrrt)
I'm broke but watchin' millionaires flex lambos, damn
My For You page know me better than my mama do (true)
Show me exes, exes' exes, then cats in costumes too (meow)
Posted a selfie at brunch, captioned "Living my truth"
Got 7 likes... one from my aunt, that's uncouth (auntie!)
Now I'm in the comments beefin' with strangers at night (why?)
"Ur mid" "No u" — we arguin' over pixel fights (fights!)
Chorus
I'm scrollin' and trollin', double-tap on the low (tap tap)
Got 12 likes on my story, feelin' like I'm GOAT (GOAT!)
Doomscroll till my eyes bleed, algorithm know me (know me)
One viral sound and I'm rich... or just ghosted, homie (ghosted!)
Scrollin' and trollin', notifications poppin' (brrr)
Wake up to 3 DMs: "u up?" Nah, I'm droppin' (droppin')
Blue check on my name but my life in the red (facts)
Post a thirst trap... get crickets instead (crickets!)
Verse 2
They say "touch grass" but grass ain't got no WiFi (no cap)
I'm outside... takin' pics for the 'Gram, that's my high (click click)
Filter on max, brightness up, edit till I look 25 (young!)
Reality check? Nah, that's shadowbanned, I survive (survive)
Went live for 2 viewers: me and my reflection (lonely)
Talkin' 'bout life goals while eatin' cereal for breakfast (Cap'n)
"Smash the like if you relate!" — nobody smashed (zero)
Now I'm cryin' in the club... but the club is my bedroom, classic (facts)
Friend request from a bot with 9 followers max (sus)
Profile pic? AI girl with anime racks (thicc)
I accept... now my feed full of OnlyFans ads (pay up)
I'm addicted to the validation, call it social media crack (addict!)
Bridge – slower, dramatic
They told me chase dreams... I chased clout instead (oops)
Now my self-worth tied to a heart count... I'm dead (dead inside)
But tomorrow I'll post again, caption: "New me, new chapter" (chapter)
Same old me... just better lighting, actor (action!)
Final Chorus – hype it up, ad-libs
Scrollin' and trollin'! (scroll scroll)
Double-tap on the low! (tap tap tap)
Feelin' like the GOAT... till the battery die tho! (die tho!)
Doomscroll! (scroll) Algorithm own me! (own me!)
One day viral... next day nobody know me! (who?)
Scrollin' and trollin'... yeah we out here...
Battery dead... phone dead... me? Still scrollin' in my head... (brrr)