The Cactus Joke's on to YOU!
Lyrics
[Act 1: Mankind Persona - Cyberdream Synthwave & Glitch]
Intro
One... Two... Three... (air-th... oh-wt... ee-no...)
Wake up, Mankind... this is your time!
Take back your silenced voice.
Remove your characters mask...
(And Start The Climb!)
Verse 1 - Skin-Tingling Resonance
Ego!— The parasitic title you’re told to take claim,
Gold-Plated leash to pull us back to the game.
Predatory heavyweights holding the crown,
Keeping camera feeds as their tracking us down.
Flooding the screens with their air-time and heat,
As we start watching stalkers advance on the street.
Waiting for shimmers of flashing red lights,
As I use raw fire to craft the "Real Channel" signs.
[Act 2: Cactus Jack Persona - 8D Desert Metal & Chair Crash SFX]
Verse 2 - Rebel Angst & Barbed Wire
SFX: Metal chair bashing, table crashing
Trapped in a Hellscape with barbed wire where we crawl,
Sixteen-foot prison cell with no doors on the wall...
Nic-Holey versus Mimicry on the liminal space stage,
The Diva, The Glitch, born to break out of this cage!
Amplify my sound to wake up all of Mankind's rage!
Shove a grotesque sock into poison-fogged mouth,
Of every bad act behemoth from north to the south!
Pre-Chorus
Underdog’s tale of soul contracts and trauma gimmicks,
Watchers creep for Babyfaces that— “Must Be Perfect!”
Dirty tricks by Doms in perfect masks with the poor rapport,
Smiles slapped across our faces to hide our Mucho Dalor!
Screwjobs designed to shatter "Our Brave Own Hearts" in the dark,
Just Heartbreak Kids who lost their smiles inside this funhouse park!
[Act 3: Mick Foley Unmasked Persona - Chilled Alt-Rock & EDM]
Chorus - Raw Authenticity & No Glamour
Now I’m going to Shoot! (My Shot on the Mic)
I GO... BANG!... (BANG!) To wake the crowd alive!
Words sharp as needles like a cactus joke,
Aimed to start hellfire, burning the ropes.
Telling the Old Doggs to “PACK Their Tricks" "Like–EX!” And "JUST GO THE FUNK HOME!”
Going hardcore to fight—Kissing Boo-boos with my damsel in distress sock.
Need to read the fine-print in reverse to decipher the— “Mandible Clause”
Smart Glitch Nic-Holey, Here Comes The "Sly-nical Fox,"
Double-underhooking the deceit that gets labeled as love!
Got em' Pinned to the mat to make the damned show stop!
I Said “Throw me a chair!” so they can have a damned seat,
A phallic shaped cactus waits for each Corporate "JABRONI!"
No Rock left unturned, I raise my brow with a death glare.
And a beautiful soul still flies through light beams in the air!
[Act 4: Dude Love Persona - Groovy Psychedelic Funk & Slap Bass]
Bridge - Rainbow Light Healing Resonance
Slap Bass & Love Whammys
(Smooth operators)
Can't make me a hater 'cause I'm full of love— a contract breaker!
Nic Holey and Mankind—unaware of the shattered mirror.
New World Ordered a script called— “Jobber Entries,"
Red lights above our heads, playing tricks in darker scenes.
Taking god-like elbow leaps with a little bit of faith,
I've Self-made an exit off this Dusty Rhode-way.
If Mankind can find its spirit on the concrete floor...
We can find our light breaking Kayfabe even more!
Outro - Triumphant Sovereign Light
Wait a hot minute, these stories never fit!
Page number Twenty-Five got redacted—
(It held the ultimate finish!)
Ascending ladders to the archons in King Kong position,
Smashing through the cracks of this sugar-glass Lens!
I blend into every crowd, I can (STAND OUT!)— just the same,
Don't fit into any category,
but... (I LIKE IT THAT WAY!)
Shedding my costumes like the (grotesque) skin of a snake,
This Kayfabe Clause Carnage is entirely corrupt. (YUCK!)
Cut through this pretty casket- with the Chainsaw in my trunk.
Looked within the fine print and—
it made me SICK AS FUNK!
SFX: Wrestling victory bell DING!
End