🎤 TWO CLOWNS

Lyrics

All Love, No Mercy

Intro
Yo…
This one's for my two best friends…
You know who you are.
I love you both…
But honestly…
You talk too much shit. 😂
So tonight, I'm putting you on a beat.

Verse 1
I got two best friends, yeah, I call 'em my brothers,
But when I make a song, they start clowning each other.
"Bro, what is that? Man, you really think you're Drake?"
I said, "At least I'm making songs — what the hell do you make?"

Every time I drop a track, here comes the jokes,
Two professional comedians with zero real notes.
They don't know music, but somehow they're critics,
Couldn't carry one verse if their life depended on lyrics.

One says, "Bro, your voice sounds kinda strange,"
The other says, "Your chorus needs to change."
I said, "Thanks for the feedback, I'll keep it in mind…"
Then I remembered both of you can't even keep a beat in time. 😂

Chorus
You two clowns, always running your mouth,
Talking about my music like you figured it out.
I love you like brothers, yeah, that's the truth,
But keep joking about my songs and I'm coming for you.

You two clowns, better watch what you say,
'Cause I got a microphone and too much time today.
You can laugh, you can joke, you can call me insane,
But when this track goes hard, don't forget my name!

Verse 2
One of you thinks he's funny, but the jokes don't land,
The other gives advice like he's the music man.
"Bro, you need a better flow, you need a better sound."
Funny how your own career ain't even off the ground.

You got opinions bigger than your talent, my friend,
Every conversation somehow turns into a trend.
I send you a song, you send me a meme,
At this point I'm convinced you're allergic to being sincere. 😂

But here's the funny part, let me make this clear,
I've known you both long enough to keep you near.
You drive me crazy, but I'd still choose you two,
Even when you're roasting every damn thing that I do.

Chorus
You two clowns, always running your mouth,
Talking about my music like you figured it out.
I love you like brothers, yeah, that's the truth,
But keep joking about my songs and I'm coming for you.

You two clowns, better watch what you say,
'Cause I got a microphone and too much time today.
You can laugh, you can joke, you can call me insane,
But when this track goes hard, don't forget my name!

Bridge – Spoken
Wait… wait…
You know what?

I actually love these guys.

They're idiots…
But they're my idiots. 😂

So yeah…
This is a diss track…

But don't get emotional.

Verse 3
We've been through good times, we've been through the stress,
Late-night conversations, somehow making a mess.
You know all my stories, you know all my flaws,
Still somehow you haven't blocked me — give yourselves applause.

So I'll take all the jokes, I'll take all the heat,
But I'm warning you both: don't touch my beat.
'Cause every time you laugh, I write another rhyme,
Congratulations boys — you're giving me material every time.

You wanted a joke? Well, here's your reward,
Two best friends getting roasted on a four-minute chord.
I could go harder, but I'm keeping it clean,
'Cause deep down you're the best damn friends I've ever seen.

Final Chorus
You two clowns, yeah, this one's for you,
All the stupid little things that you always do.
I hate when you joke, but I love you both,
That's the funny contradiction that I put in this song.

You two clowns, yeah, remember my name,
Next time I drop a track, better respect the game.
You can roast me all night, you can laugh till you cry,
But I'm still gonna make music…

And you can't stop this guy. 🎤🔥

Outro
Now send me your jokes.

I need material for the next album. 😂