Door Camp Duet

Lyrics

Verse 1
Woke up on the beach
Rock
Spear
Zero shame
Saw your twig base shining
Like a “rob me” sign in-game
You trash-talk in voice chat
Calling everybody poor
So I farmed all night
Now I’m breathing hard
Right outside your door

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbor
With a shotgun and a dream (hey!)
Got your loot list memorized
From that salty little scream
You type “reported” in all caps
While you peak the crack once more
But I’m patient
Hydrated
Caffeinated
Living at your door

Verse 2
You open like two pixels
Then slam it like you’re slick
You’re whispering to your teammate
“Bro
I think he’s just a twig”
You swap to your best armor
You’re pacing on the floor
I hear every panicked footstep
This is what I gathered for

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbor
With a shotgun and a grudge (oh yeah)
You keep saying “touch some grass”
From your third wipe in a row
Bud
You flex “full metal
Full box”
You say “u can’t afford this war”
But I’m broke
Bored
And stubborn
I’ve got time
And your front door

Bridge
[spoken
Mock documentary]
Day three of the stakeout
Subject still refuses to log off
Specimen “Neighbor” continues
To open door
Close door
Type “?”

sung
You raid offline like a legend
Then hide online like a rat
You call it “tactical gameplay”
I call it comedy
That’s that (haha)

Chorus
I’m door camping my neighbor
This is personal content
Clip it
Ship it
Title it
“Angry guy loses base
Unbent”
When you finally rage-sprint naked
Swinging rock like it’s a sword
I just say “come on outside
Friend”
And reset at your door (hey!)

Outro
You log off in pure silence
Say “real life > game
Nerd”
I /wave at your empty doorway
Then I camp the one-way word
New team builds where you were
Same brag
Same vibe
Same lore
Guess I live here now
Forever
Apartment 1: Your Door