Block Wars: Roblox vs Minecraft

Lyrics

Intro
arena ambience, distorted announcer
Welcome
To the block wars
Player one…
Roblox
Player two…
Minecraft
(fight!)

Chorus
Block for block, who run this game?
Stack that cash, stack that fame
Roblox, Minecraft, say my name
We don’t play fair, we just play to maim
Pick a side, pick a side right now
Two worlds clash while the crowd get loud
Square up, shut up, lay face-down
Only one king of the playground

Verse 1 – Roblox (higher, cocky tone)
It’s that R‑O, B‑L‑O‑X
Whole storefront lookin’ like a flex
I print games while you swingin’ them picks
I got ten new modes when you load one brick
Kid, I’m a platform, you just a map
You stuck in the dirt while I lap and I stack
Your whole fanbase still punchin’ grass
Mine buy chains for they blocky ass
I spawn in, fit clean, drip neon
You log in, same trees, get your sleep on
I got obbies, sims, tycoons, shooters
You got caves and some square-ass hooters
Every day, new dev get rich off me
You still braggin’ ‘bout a fuckin’ bee
I’m the cash cow, clown, better kiss this crown
I got more games than you got towns (yeah)

Chorus
Block for block, who run this game?
Stack that cash, stack that fame
Roblox, Minecraft, say my name
We don’t play fair, we just play to maim
Pick a side, pick a side right now
Two worlds clash while the crowd get loud
Square up, shut up, lay face-down
Only one king of the playground

[Verse 2 – Minecraft (deep, menacing tone)]
I was diggin’ down deep while you sold out quick
I was craftin’ whole worlds while you chased that click
I’m the bedrock, bitch, you a plastic toy
I raised grown men from a blockhead boy
I don’t need skins just to make shit hit
OG textures still smack, that’s grit
You a flea market full of fake-ass clones
I’m a legend carved into silicon and stone
When the night fall, I birth real fear
You loud in the lobby, I’m quiet in your ear
Creeper in the dark, that’s a jump-scare boom
You just paywalls packed in a kids’ chat room
Your code smell cheap, like a cash grab scheme
My seeds grow myths, whole cults, whole dreams
I’m the sandbox god, you a pop-up ad
Every real gamer know who the fuck they had

Pre-Chorus – Split, trading bars
Roblox
Who fill servers ‘til the damn thing choke? (me)
Minecraft
Who built kingdoms off a single oak? (me)
Roblox
Who got outfits, whole fashion scene?
Minecraft
Who made pixels feel realer than a screen?

Chorus
Block for block, who run this game?
Stack that cash, stack that fame
Roblox, Minecraft, say my name
We don’t play fair, we just play to maim
Pick a side, pick a side right now
Two worlds clash while the crowd get loud
Square up, shut up, lay face-down
Only one king of the playground

Verse 3 – Roblox
Man, fuck your nostalgia, I’m the future talkin’
You a dusty-ass legend, I’m the new wave walkin’
I got voice chat drama, drip, and clout
You got caves, caves, caves—same shit played out
I’m the UGC plug, racks on racks
Your texture pack hustle couldn’t match these stacks
You survived this long ‘cause the net stay kind
If you dropped today, you’d be left behind
I birthed stream clips, scams, whole trends
You birthed calm kids buildin’ dirt fences
I’m chaos, speed, avatars in heat
You a cozy-ass campfire, I’m the street
Check the graphs, old bitch, see the slope