Carrot Crime

Lyrics

Verse 1
I came in early, bag in my hand
Orange in the drawer like a brass-knuckle plan
You took my crunch, now the room go cold
My last carrot vanished, that’s theft in bold
I clocked that stare when you walked by slow
Lunchroom grin, but your eyes said “go”
You bit my peace, you bit my nerve
Now I’m counting every step you served

Pre-Chorus
Who took the orange?
Who stole my nerve?
You crossed that line
Now you get what you earned

Chorus
Carrot crime!
Say it to my face
Carrot crime!
You broke the whole place
Carrot crime!
I want my piece back
Carrot crime!
Or the whole thing snaps (whole thing snaps)

Verse 2
I checked the fridge like a crime scene map
Just a lone green twist where the orange used to slap
I asked the copier, I asked the sink
Every cubicle watched but nobody think
You chewed my victory, you ate my pride
Left me with nothing but a peeled-out mind
Now the whole team flinch when I slam that tray
‘Cause a man with no carrot don’t walk away

Pre-Chorus
Who took the orange?
Who stole my nerve?
You crossed that line
Now you get what you earned

Chorus
Carrot crime!
Say it to my face
Carrot crime!
You broke the whole place
Carrot crime!
I want my piece back
Carrot crime!
Or the whole thing snaps (whole thing snaps)

Bridge
I was built on bite and peel
On that sharp snap, that honest feel
You took the last one, now hear this sound
I want my orange and I want it now
Breakdown
Give it back! (give it back!)
Give it back! (give it back!)
Name the thief, say it loud
Orange justice, head down now

Final Chorus
Carrot crime!
Say it to my face
Carrot crime!
You broke the whole place
Carrot crime!
I want my piece back
Carrot crime!
Or the whole thing snaps
Carrot crime! (carrot crime!)
No hiding now
Carrot crime! (carrot crime!)
Pay it back somehow
Carrot crime!
I want my piece back
Carrot crime!
Or the whole thing snaps