The Periodic Table: KBX Remix (2026)

Lyrics

Intro: Devon & Fiona]
(Devon provides a heavy, driving "boots-and-cats" bassline. Fiona adds a syncopated, clicking percussion layer with a slight Caribbean lilt.)
​[Verse 1]
Aiden (Tenor): (Fast, bright Canadian lilt)
There’s Antimony, Arsenic, Aluminum, Selenium,
And Hydrogen and Oxygen and Nitrogen and Rhenium!
​Becky (Mezzo): (Crisp, rhythmic Korean accent)
And Nickel, Neodymium, Neptunium, Germanium,
And Iron, Americium, Ruthenium, Uranium!
​Fiona (Contralto): (Soulful, melodic Jamaican vibe)
Europium, Zirconium, Lutetium, Vanadium,
And Lanthanum and Osmium and Astatine and Radium!
​Devon (Bass): (Dropping an octave, booming resonance)
And Gold and Protactinium and Indium and Gallium,
And Iodine and Thorium and Thulium and Thallium!
​[Chorus: Full Group Harmony]
All: (Explosive energy, snapping on the off-beats)
There’s Yttrium, Ytterbium, Actinium, Rubidium,
And Boron, Gadolinium, Niobium, Iridium!
Devon: (Deep growl) Strontium, Silicon...
Aiden: (High harmony) Silver and Samarium!
All: Bismuth, Bromine, Lithium, Beryllium, and Barium!
​[The Heavy Middle: Vocal Breakdown]
(The beat shifts to a double-time vocal percussion frenzy)
​Aiden & Becky: (Interlocking rapid-fire delivery)
There’s Holmium and Helium and Hafnium and Erbium,
And Phosphorus and Francium and Fluorine and Terbium!
​Fiona & Devon: (Gritty, rhythmic counter-point)
And Manganese and Mercury, Molybdenum, Magnesium,
Dysprosium and Scandium and Cerium and Cesium!
​Aiden: (Leaping into a falsetto run)
And Lead, Praseodymium, and Platinum, Plutonium!
Becky: (Fast-talk style)
Palladium, Promethium, Potassium, Polonium!
Fiona: (With a rhythmic sway)
And Tantalum, Technetium, Titanium, Tellurium,
Devon: (Punching the consonants)
And Cadmium and Calcium and Chromium and Curium!
​[The Modern Lab: Bridge]
(The tempo stays high, but the texture thins to just a kick-drum sound)
​Fiona: There’s Sulfur, Californium, and Fermium, Berkelium...
Becky: And also Mendelevium, Einsteinium, Nobelium...
Aiden: Lawrencium, Rutherfordium, Dubnium, Seaborgium...
Devon: Bohrium, Hassium, Meitnerium, Darmstadtium—nearly through!
​[The Grand Finale]
(Full-body percussion: chest slaps and stomps)
​All:
We’ve Roentgenium, Copernicium, Nihonium, and Zinc,
Flerovium and Moscovium will make you stop and think!
Fiona: Livermorium and Tennessine...
Devon: And Oganesson (it’s a gas!)
Becky: Tin and Argon, Krypton, Neon...
Aiden: Radon for the class!
​All: (Rising crescendo, perfect 4-part chord)
Xenon, Carbon, Chlorine, Copper, Sodium, and Tungsten...
​Devon: (Spoken deep and dry)
And that is every element...
All: (Big Broadway-style finish)
...that Science has functions in! KBX!
​(Final Beat: Aiden hits a high "C" while Devon drops a final low "E" kick-drum sound)