Pika vs Vee (Final Form)

Lyrics

Intro
Beat drops, crowd noise rising
Announcer voice
Welcome to Indigo League
Final stage
Pikachu vs Eevee
No items
Straight hands

Chorus
Pika vs Vee, this that final form clash (yeah)
Yellow on the field, lil fox in the ash (skrrt)
Level cap broke, we been way past max
Talk big game, but we checkin’ those stats
Pika vs Vee, one shot, thunder crash
Stone in my palm, turn your whole line trash
You ain’t built for the storm, you just bark, then dash
Pika vs Vee
Pick a god, get zapped (bitch!)

Verse 1 – Pikachu (male)
Yeah, it’s the mascot, box art, front row
Carried Ash through Kanto in the rain and the snow
Did the league tours, Mewtwo in my scope
Took a Thunder to the dome, still charged, still woke
Never touched a Stone, still the face of the show
From Viridian to Alola, every region, I glow
You a side quest ‘mon, weak route encounter
I’m the first cry kids hear comin’ outta that counter

I put Team Rocket in the air like confetti (blast off)
You barely scare Rattata in the grass by the levee
My aura in Smash had ‘em cryin’ for a nerf
You sittin’ on the bench in the Poké Pelago dirt
Red hat, red shoes, can’t forget my trainer
I’ve been peak since Pallet, you just Eevee-later
Multiple paths, but your fanbase split
I’m the one true line
You that “who’s this?” pick

Chorus
Pika vs Vee, this that final form clash
Yellow on the field, lil fox in the ash
Level cap broke, we been way past max
Talk big game, but we checkin’ those stats
Pika vs Vee, one shot, thunder crash (boom)
Stone in my palm, turn your whole line trash
You ain’t built for the storm, you just bark, then dash
Pika vs Vee
Pick a god, get zapped

Verse 2 – Eevee (female)
Oh, you loud, huh?
Cute mouse need a booster seat
I got eight ways to cook you, boy, pick your defeat
You stuck in one lane, lil rodent on a leash
I pull up Adaptability, double tap, delete
From Celadon to Galar, I’m the queen of the teams
You just scream your own name, I’m the player-base dream
Sylveon with the charm, make your whole squad melt
Umbreon in the dark where your HP felt

Vaporeon drip drownin’ out your little rain dance
Jolteon out-speed, yeah, I lap you on chance
Flareon in the cut if you really want smoke
Leafeon, take root, watch your whole plan choke
Espeon reflectin’ every cheap shot back
Glaceon leave your tiny red cheeks frost-cracked
You the face of the brand, I’m the heart of the meta
They pick you for the merch
They pick me ‘cause I’m better (bitch)

Pre-Chorus – Eevee (female)
You had one shot, one form, that’s tragic
Living off nostalgia like it’s some kind of magic
Whole world watched you lose league after league
Got carried by a bird and a frog on the screen (facts)

Chorus
Pika vs Vee, this that final form clash
Yellow on the field, lil fox in the ash
Level cap broke, we been way past max
Talk big game, but we checkin’ those stats
Pika vs Vee, one shot, thunder crash
Stone in my palm, turn your whole line trash
You ain’t built for the storm, you just bark, then dash
Pika vs Vee
Pick a god, get zapped

Verse 3 – Pikachu (male)
You really flexin’ on evolutions?
You fragmented as fuck, that’s identity pollution
Need a