Fuck The Rain

Lyrics

Yo, sky's gone dark, no cap, it's peak,
Man's in tracky, hood up, still getting leaked,
Puddle splash on the crep, trainers looking antique,
Four seasons in one day? Nah, that's just bleak.
Met Office said "light showers", lying through their teeth,
It's biblical out here, Noah's ark underneath,
Bus stop shelter leaking, mandem getting briefed,
Wet like I just rinsed a MC on the beat.
Chorus/Hook
Rain, rain, piss off again,
Drizzle, mizzle, pouring, same old ting,
Umbrella inverted, wind's taking the mick,
UK weather's savage, man it's making me sick!
Rain, rain, leave me alone,
From mornin' till night, it's wetting my zone,
Grey clouds on smoke, no sun in sight,
Big up the mandem who still step out in spite!
Verse 2
Mum's like "take a coat", I'm like "nah, it's calm",
Two minutes later, soaked to the bone like a psalm,
Jacket's non-waterproof, acting like it's a charm,
Now I'm shivering hard, looking bait on the arm.
Ends stay drenched, estates looking like a lake,
Man's dodging potholes, tryna stay awake,
BBQ season? Cancelled, what a waste,
Only time we see sun is when we check the forecast fake.
Verse 3 (proper aggy flow)
I wet up the opp like the heavens do me,
Every single week, it's a mandatory spree,
Clouds on violence, they don't pay no fee,
Dripping off my brim like a fresh degree.
Why's it always raining when I link my ting?
She pulls up glowing, I'm looking like I've been swimming,
Hair ruined, drip ruined, mood straight dimming,
Blame the climate, not me—Britain's just winning.
Outro bars
So next time you hear "sunny intervals", laugh quick,
It's code for "bring the mac, you prick",
We built different, still move through the mist,
Grime in the rain— that's the realest shit!