Cartman On Replay

Lyrics

Verse 1
Couch got a dent in the middle
Bottle got sweat on the glass
I came in talking too much
Now I’m tripping on every laugh
Remote in my hand like a weapon
Snack bowl dead on the floor
One eye on the screen, one on the ceiling
I don’t know what I came here for

Pre-Chorus
Ooh, I’m gone again
Blue cup, loop again
Say one more dumb thing
I’m locked in

Chorus
Drunk and watching South Park
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Laugh so hard, I spill the dark
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Cartoon chaos, slurred remarks
(Drunk and watching South Park)
I’m gone, but I’m still on mark
(Drunk and watching South Park)

Verse 2
Face on the screen got me wheezing
I snort, then I choke on my grin
Texting my boys something stupid
Then I read it back and lose again
The pizza box makes a little fortress
The room tips left, then right
I swear that I’m fine for a second
Then I’m back in the fight

Pre-Chorus
Ooh, I’m gone again
Blue cup, loop again
Say one more dumb thing
I’m locked in

Chorus
Drunk and watching South Park
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Laugh so hard, I spill the dark
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Cartoon chaos, slurred remarks
(Drunk and watching South Park)
I’m gone, but I’m still on mark
(Drunk and watching South Park)

Bridge
I lost my keys in the cushion
Found them where the crumbs were at
I told my homeboy “one episode”
Now it’s two, and I’m like that
The room keeps spinning slow
But I know that exact refrain
When that stupid little scene hits right
I’m the first one down again

Chorus
Drunk and watching South Park
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Laugh so hard, I spill the dark
(Drunk and watching South Park)
Cartoon chaos, slurred remarks
(Drunk and watching South Park)
I’m gone, but I’m still on mark
(Drunk and watching South Park)