Crypto Bros

Lyrics

[Intro - glitchy synth stabs, pitched-up female vocals whispering crypto slang, building sub-bass rumble]

Yo, HODL tight, bros, moon incoming...

[Verse 1 - wobbly bass intro, cheeky female rap-sing, trap hi-hats ticking, minimal synths]

Woke up in my Lambo, check the charts on my phone,
Bought the dip at 10K, now Bitcoin's full grown.
NFT ape in my wallet, floor price through the roof,
Told my ex "wen lambo?" now she's begging for proof.
Pumpin' shitcoins in the group chat, FOMO on fleek,
Diamond hands forever, paper hands are weak!

[Buildup - rising tension, filtered risers, vocal chops echoing "to the moon," snare rolls accelerating]

To the moon... to the moon... (wub wub building)
Lambos rainin' down... (hold it... hold it...)

[Drop / Chorus - massive wobble bass, sidechained kicks, distorted female shouts with ad-libs, filthy synth growls]

Crypto bros! We're eatin' good, stacks on stacks, yeah!
Rug pulls? Nah, we flip 'em back, get paid! (WUB WUB!)
Moonshots poppin', we're the kings of the chain,
HODL gang, feel the pain? Nah, it's all gain! (Skreee!)
Crypto bros! Lambos, yachts, private jets,
Wen Bitcoin? Right now, no regrets! (DROP IT!)

[Verse 2 - half-time bounce, sassy female vocals with auto-tune flex, 808 slides, glitch effects on words]

Girlfriend's mad 'cause I'm glued to the screen all night,
"Buy dinner!" Nah, this altcoin's about to ignite.
Shill it on Twitter, 10K followers hyped,
Vitalik smiles, Ethereum's swiped.
Bought a metaverse plot, buildin' my castle so grand,
Real estate? Old news, this is the promised land!

[Buildup - intense white noise sweep, chopped female laughs "wen lambo?", snare fills frenzy]

Wen lambo... wen moon... (hold... hold... EXPLODE!)

[Drop / Chorus - even dirtier wobbles, layered female harmonies distorted, massive bass drops, crowd chant samples]

Crypto bros! We're eatin' good, stacks on stacks, yeah!
Rug pulls? Nah, we flip 'em back, get paid! (WUB WUB!)
Moonshots poppin', we're the kings of the chain,
HODL gang, feel the pain? Nah, it's all gain! (Skreee!)
Crypto bros! Lambos, yachts, private jets,
Wen Bitcoin? Right now, no regrets! (BROOOOS!)

[Bridge - breakdown minimal, echoing piano synths, vulnerable then hype female spoken-word, sub-bass pulse returns]

One crash away from ramen... but we diamond hands...
Next pump? We're legends... (build it up, bros!)

[Outro Drop - fading wobbles, reverb-drenched female echoes "crypto bros," slowing tempo, final sub-bass tail]

Crypto bros... forever... to the moon... (wub... wub... fade)