baby momma

Lyrics

INTRO
Yeah. Hold up, let me stop the music for a second.
(Beat cuts out for a beat)
Let’s clear the air real quick for all you clowns and vultures.
Yeah, me and her? We ain't together no more. We went our separate ways.
But if you think that means she’s out here unprotected...
If you think she's got nobody in her corner...
You are about to make the biggest mistake of your pathetic little life.
I still got her back. Always.
Track back in.
(Beat drops heavy)
Listen close.
CHORUS
That’s my baby’s momma, yeah, we split but she’s a rider!
We ain't together, but I’m standing right beside her!
You think she’s on her own? Think she's easy to harass?
Play around and I’ll provide a bullet in your bitch ass!
She’s my daughter's mother, don't you try to get above her,
Cross her once and you'll be running straight to find some cover!
VERSE 1: The Miscalculation
See, you weirdos see a single mom and think it’s open season,
Like you can step up to her door without a single reason.
You think because we parted ways, she’s vulnerable and weak?
I will personally come and put some color in your cheek.
I’m still the shield, I’m still the sword, I’m still the guarantee,
You try to try her, dummy, and you’re gonna have to try me!
I’m a peaceful co-parent, I’m out here living life,
But I will still defend her like she’s my damn wife.
So act sideways! Go ahead, make my day!
I’ll still be riding up on you, popping out on the highway!
Doing ninety in the fast lane, hanging out the window,
Turning your entire little crew into some widows.
Don't make me poke a hole in your belly, let’s be real,
Right where your brand new feeder tube is gonna prep your meal!
You’ll be tasting liquid nutrients and feeling super low,
Wondering why you ever thought that she was good to go.
CHORUS
That’s my baby’s momma, yeah, we split but she’s a rider!
We ain't together, but I’m standing right beside her!
You think she’s on her own? Think she's easy to harass?
Play around and I’ll provide a bullet in your bitch ass!
She’s my daughter's mother, don't you try to get above her,
Cross her once and you'll be running straight to find some cover!
VERSE 2: Still Scandalous, Still Deadly
Don't get it twisted, she don't even need my help to break ya,
She’s a silent creeper, she will absolutely take ya.
Put one up in your pooper, leave you leaking in the street,
While she’s walking off in heels, looking classy and neat.
And to you disrespectful women trying to talk your trash,
Thinking she’s alone now, trying to make a splash?
She will literally take your man, and hold his hand,
Lead him down the boulevard just like she had it planned.
Leaving you looking crazy, pulling out your hair,
While they put you in a gown in the psychiatric care.
Staring at the ceiling in the quiet padded room,
While she’s at your house, sweeping it out like a broom!
Cleaned out like a mouse, not a single thing remaining,
While you’re in the ward, sitting there complaining.
Oh, you wanna run to daddy? Tell him she’s a pest?
Go ahead and holler at him, put it to the test!
By next week, she’ll be sitting at his Sunday dinner,
And you’ll be calling her your stepmom, you absolute beginner!
VERSE 3: Sammy and the Shovel
We don't share a roof, but we share a sacred bond,
And of my daughter's mother, I am still extremely fond.
So if you get in the mix, be prepared for the pain,
I will rain down on you like a freezing cold rain.
People out here nowadays are living in a bubble,
They don't know the consequences of creating trouble.
Hey, Sammy! Yeah, I know we broke up, but we still family!
Sammy, throw me the shovel!
Let’s bury these goons and reduce them to rubble!
They’re out here acting like some straight up baboons,
Thinking they can step to her, singing cartoon tunes.
We got the trench dug deep, we got the dirt on standby,
So don't you dare think she’s alone when I am standing by!
BRIDGE
(Tempo slows down, heavy, bass-boosted sarcasm)
Yeah, we took different paths, but the boundary stays the same.
Don't speak her name. Don't play no games.
She is off-limits to you internet thugs and street clowns.
She’s got a protector for life.
So keep your eyes down.
CHORUS
That’s my baby’s momma, yeah, we split but she’s a rider!
We ain't together, but I’m standing right beside her!
You think she’s on her own? Think she's easy to harass?
Play around and I’ll provide a bullet in your bitch ass!
She’s my daughter's mother, don't you try to get above her,
Cross her once and you'll be running straight to find some cover!
OUTRO
(Sound of dirt hitting the ground)
Yeah. Slide the shovel back in the trunk, Sammy.
That’s for anybody who thought the boundary line faded.
We ain't together, but the loyalty is upgraded.
She’s got no one to fuck with. Period.
Now run along back to your little lives, you baboons.
(Sound of a car door slamming, engine revving, and tires squealing off into the distance)