Slasher Roll Call

Lyrics

Intro
dark choir hums, thunder cracks
Welcome to the body count
Pick your mask
Pick your weapon
Pick your goddamn grave

Chorus
Whole squad slashers in the pit, that’s a death wish (death wish)
Say a name, light a flame, now your neck twist
Backwoods, boiler rooms, lakes and the cornfield
Once you hear that theme in your head, better hold still

We the ones in the static on your cracked screen
We the stain in the carpet you can’t drag clean
Every door, every dream, that’s an exit gone
You ain’t final, lil’ bitch, you just next in the song

Verse 1 – Freddy Krueger
Yeah, welcome to Elm, let the veins hum
Blade glove drag walls, hear the kids run
Sweater all burned, fed kids to the furnace
Parents think prayer gonna work? I’m the church service

Fall asleep on the desk, I’m the red pen
Turn a test to a chest getting shred then
Boiler room breath, steam kiss your eyelids
Turn a teen jock to a meat prop, my shit

Count scars, each one is a lawsuit settled
I’m the reason that your mom keep the bedside metal
You can drink, you can sniff, you can pop your meds
You ain’t beat me, boy, you just bring me friends

Verse 2 – Jason Voorhees
Camp blood, mother talkin’ in my dead head
Hockey mask on, see the kids spread
Crystal Lake shore, that’s a chalk line loop
Tie a rope, snap a neck from the tree like fruit

You got counselors kissing by the campfire
I got rusted machete and a sick mind choir
Every skinny-dip scene, that’s a fishhook fate
Try to scream through the splash, but it’s too late

I drowned once, now I’m at the lake bed lurkin’
Mom’s voice in the pines, got the whole woods workin’
You bring friends in vans, I bring body bags
I don’t talk, I don’t brag, I just drag, drag, drag

Chorus
Whole squad slashers in the pit, that’s a death wish (death wish)
Say a name, light a flame, now your neck twist
Backwoods, boiler rooms, lakes and the cornfield
Once you hear that theme in your head, better hold still

We the ones in the static on your cracked screen
We the stain in the carpet you can’t drag clean
Every door, every dream, that’s an exit gone
You ain’t final, lil’ bitch, you just next in the song

Verse 3 – Michael Myers
Babysitter shift, leaves fall, then silence
White mask, black eyes, pure violence
Suburb block feel safe ‘til I show up
Kitchen knife in the dark, watch ‘em fold up

I walk, they sprint, I still catch pace
Whole Haddonfield town know my blank face
Sister on the list, doctor on the same page
Every Halloween night, I reset the stage

I’m the shape in the hedge, your blind spot
I don’t need one word, I let time rot
Breath fog in the mask, through the jumpsuit bleed
I’m the calm in your hall as your lungs seize

Verse 4 – Leatherface
Door slam, chain rip, meat hook swing
Family in the back with the bells that ring
Pig squeal in my throat, got human skin stitched
Put the face on my face like a church-fit glitch

Yellow house in the heat, bones on the wallpaper
Grandpa hand weak, but he still skull-breaker
You a city boy lost on a dirt road dare
I’m a big boy runnin’ while your legs tear air

Freezer full of friends, supper on the table
Hammer to the head make faith unstable
When that pull-cord laugh and the teeth all sing
Then your guts go dance for the whole clan’s grin

Chorus
Whole squad slashers in the pit, that’s a death wish (death wish)
Say a name, light a flame, now your neck twist
Backwoods