Butter Smudge Boogie

Lyrics

Verse 1
I wore my finest grin
To the butter table line
Stacked that yellow mountain high
Like I had all the time

You said, "Buddy, take your seat"
With a wink and a spoon
I thought, "I got this in my hat"
By noon, I’d lose my noon

Pre-Chorus
One bite, two bites
I was feeling brave
Three bites, four bites
My belly misbehaved

Chorus
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)
Oh no, I lost my butter race
(Butter race)
Grease gone wrong, my pride went flat
And I spun around like that
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)

Verse 2
The judge just raised an eyebrow
As I turned a little green
My bow tie did a somersault
In front of the ice cream queen

I laughed, then hiccuped twice
Then the room began to sway
I made a very grand mistake
And gave my breakfast away

Pre-Chorus
One more bite
Was a joke too tall
Two more bites
And I couldn't stand at all

Chorus
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)
Oh no, I lost my butter race
(Butter race)
Grease gone wrong, my pride went flat
And I spun around like that
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)

Bridge
The crowd went quiet, then they cheered
When I bowed and tipped my brim
I said, "Next time bring the crackers"
And they all clapped back at him

Final Chorus
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)
Oh no, I lost my butter race
(Butter race)
I slipped, I popped, I took the fall
But I still got laughs and all
Oh no, I lost the butter race
(Butter race)