The Tooth Fairy Owes Me Money
by CJ Frei
Lyrics
(Verse 1)
Lost my tooth...
Three days ago...
Looked beneath...
My pillow...
Nothing there...
Not one dime...
She's officially...
Behind on time...
Dad said...
"Maybe tonight..."
That's what...
He said...
Last night...
I'm starting...
To think...
She's dodging...
Me...
(Background)
"...Pay your debts."
---
(Pre-Chorus)
Everybody says...
She's real...
Well then...
Where's...
My check?!
---
(Chorus)
THE TOOTH FAIRY...
OWES ME MONEY!!
PAY UP!!
YOU STILL OWE ME!!
One lost tooth...
One dollar due...
I'm keeping...
Receipts...
On you!!
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(Verse 2)
Tonight...
I'm staying up...
Flashlight...
Juice box...
Good luck...
Blanket fort...
Operation...
Tiny Wings...
This time...
I'm gonna...
Catch the queen...
(Background)
"...Set the trap."
"...What trap?"
"...LEGO."
"...Brilliant."
---
(Pre-Chorus)
Motion sensors...
String and tape...
She's not...
Escaping...
This place...
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(Chorus)
THE TOOTH FAIRY...
OWES ME MONEY!!
NO MORE...
RUNNING...
FROM ME!!
Left a note...
Signed my name...
Added interest...
To the claim!!
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(Bridge)
Midnight...
One o'clock...
Two o'clock...
Still no knock...
Eyes get heavy...
Can't stay awake...
Just five more...
Minutes...
(Everything fades...)
---
(Everything slams back in!)
Morning comes...
Jump from bed...
Reach beneath...
My sleepy head...
Dollar there...
Tooth is gone...
WAIT A SECOND...
SHE WAS HERE!!
(Background)
"...She beat you."
"...Again."
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(Final Chorus)
THE TOOTH FAIRY...
PAID HER DEBT!!
BUT...
I'M STILL...
GONNA...
CATCH HER YET!!
Next time...
I'm staying...
Up till three...
YOU WON'T...
SNEAK...
PAST...
ME!!
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(Outro)
"...You gonna lose another tooth?"
"...Eventually."
"...Good."
"...Round two."
(Laughter... fade out.)