When You're Evil originally by Voltire

Lyrics

when the devil is too busy.....
and death's a bit too much.....
they call me by name you see.....
for my special touch.....
to the gentleman i'm Miss Fortune.....
to the ladies i'm Sir Prise!
but call me by any name.....
any way it's all the same!!!!

i'm the fly in your soup!
i'm the pebble in your shoe!
i'm the pea beneath your bead!
i'm the bump on every head!
i'm the peel on which you slip!
i'm the pin in every hip!
i'm the thorn in your side,
makes you wriggle and writhe!

And it's so easy when you're evil!
this is the life you see!
the devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because i'm evil!
and I do it all for free!
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need!

While there's children to make sad!
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick!
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs!
I'll be there!
I'll be waiting round the corner!
It's a game i'm glad i'm in it!
cuz there's one born every minute!

and it's so easy when you're evil!
this is the life you see!
the devil tips his hat to me!
i do it all because i'm evil!
and i do it all for free!
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need!

i pledge my allegience to all things dark
and i promise on my damned soul!
to do as i am told
for beelzebub has never seen
a soldier quite like me!
not only does his job but does it happily!!!!

i'm the fear that keeps you wake!
i'm the shadows on the wall!
i'm the monsters they become!
i'm the nightmare in your skull!
i'm the dagger in your back,
an extra turn upon the rack!
i'm the quivering of your heart!
a stabbing pain, a sudden start,

and it's so easy when you're evil!
This is the life you see!
The devil tips his hat to me!
i do it all because i'm evil!
and i do it all for free!
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need!
and i do it all for free!
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need!
and i do it all for free!
your tears are all the pay i'll ever need!

it gets so lonely being evil.....
what i'd do to see a smile.....
even for a little while.......
and no one loves you when you're evil.......
I'M lYING THROUGH MY TEETH!
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE COMPANY I NEED!