Block Wars: Roblox vs Minecraft

Lyrics

Intro
Beat drops in, sirens and low choirs
(RBX loading…)
(Creeper breathing…)

Verse 1 – Roblox (sharp, cocky tone)
Yeah
I’m the platform, you the product of a beta test
You stuck punching trees, I got devs running paycheck quests
Whole squad in a lobby, flexing fits from the catalog
You still dressing like a villager, pixel-ass cattle dog

Got Obbies with the lava floors, tower runs, speed clout
You still dying to a skeleton with hand-me-downs
Front page, front row, every genre, every phone
You a one-note grind, I’m a whole damn metazone

Adopt Me, Brookhaven, kids cash out on my name
You mining in the dark while my UGC print fame
Your Ender dragon soft, gets farmed for a light show
My devs spawn bosses that one-tap your Steve clone

Tycoon brain, I turn every click to a business
You punch dirt all day, that’s digital fitness
You brag about redstone, I flip Lua in my sleep
Robux rain, every update put your realm six feet

Chorus – Crowd chant style
Roblox vs Minecraft, load in, fight back (fight back)
Blocks on blocks, who the king of the map? (of the map)
Type in the chat, hit respawn, run it back
Two worlds clash when the pixels snap

Roblox vs Minecraft, griefers, gods (yeah)
Spawn at the border, pick tools, pick odds (pick odds)
Who run the game when the chunks unpack?
Two giants swing, better guard yo’ stats

Verse 2 – Minecraft (deep, deadpan tone)
You talk cash, I talk canon, I’m a legend in the code
You a lobby in a website, I’m a universe that grows
From alpha to the Nether, Strongholds to the End city
You a minigame mall, I’m procedural infinity

You brag about your outfits, I craft gods from a stick
Punch wood, stone, iron, diamond, netherite drip
Speedrunners break records off my portal frame tricks
You need devs to drop updates, community make my myths

Herobrine in my shadow, C418 in my veins
Your soundtrack sound generic, mine a childhood in the brain
Dream hunters, SMP drama, wars for a throne
Your roleplays feel scripted, mine rewrite folklore alone

You friend-request followers, I build kingdoms with a farm
Villager trading halls, iron golems on guard
Redstone computers in a survival seed hidden
Your “simulators” paywall basic game loops written

I birthed the builders, architects and coders
You copy their blueprints, slap “Tycoon” on the folder
You loud in the moment, merch all in the store
But legacies aren’t numbers, they the worlds we explore

Pre-Chorus – Split lines, back-and-forth
Roblox
I’m the future of creation, everything is user-made
Minecraft
I’m the reason they can build, I taught half of them the game
Roblox
From Arsenal to Jailbreak, every genre got a lane
Minecraft
From survival to Hardcore, one slip and you erased

Chorus
Roblox vs Minecraft, load in, fight back (fight back)
Blocks on blocks, who the king of the map? (of the map)
Type in the chat, hit respawn, run it back
Two worlds clash when the pixels snap

Roblox vs Minecraft, griefers, gods (gods)
Spawn at the border, pick tools, pick odds (pick odds)
Who run the game when the chunks unpack?
Two giants swing, better guard yo’ stats

Verse 3 – Roblox (more aggressive)
Listen, pixel caveman, let me set this straight
You a silent little sandbox, I’m a social superstate
Voice chat, emotes, my hangouts like a con
Your villagers just grunt, I got whole fandoms spawned

I turn kids into devs, teenage CEOs
Studio on my side, they drop code, watch it grow
You still worship your seeds like they rare golden scrolls
I got thumbnails,