I Just Farted In A Cup

Lyrics

Verse 1
Baby, come closer, don't run
I kept a secret in this cup
It ain't perfume, it ain't wine
But I swear that it is mine

You lean in slow, you take the test
Your brave little nose says do your best
I watch you laugh, I watch you flinch
I love you most in this tiny pitch

Pre-Chorus
Hold your breath
Don't let go
One small sniff
And then you know

Chorus
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)
Pass it round, don't give it up
(I just farted in a cup)

If you love me, take a whiff
One more time, don't skip this gift
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)

Verse 2
My friends all circle like a choir
One says gross, one says go higher
You tap the rim like it's a prayer
Then back away with tearful care

I can't help grinning like a fool
This little prank feels strangely true
If love is weird, then let it be
A cup of laughs, just you and me

Pre-Chorus
Hold your breath
Stay real close
One small sniff
Then comatose

Chorus
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)
Pass it round, don't give it up
(I just farted in a cup)

If you love me, take a whiff
One more time, don't skip this gift
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)

Bridge
Even now, I see you smile
Through the stink, through all that trial
We are weird in the sweetest way
Holding laughs that never fade

Chorus
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)
Pass it round, don't give it up
(I just farted in a cup)

If you love me, take a whiff
One more time, don't skip this gift
I just farted in a cup
(I just farted in a cup)