Brown Alert Boogie

Lyrics

Verse 1
I came in clean
Fresh shoes, fresh fit
Two-step swagger
Feeling way too lit

Bass hit hard
I did the bounce
Then my stomach said
"Hold up, here's the count"

Pre-Chorus
One bad rumble
Then another came
I looked at my friend like
"Bro, that's not rain"

Chorus
Brown alert, brown alert
I need the floor to blur (brown alert)
Brown alert, brown alert
Everybody smells the truth

Verse 2
I tried to act normal
Kept my shoulders high
But the whole room turned
When the funk walked by

Knew it was me
By the faces made
One girl stepped back like
"Sir, that ain't cologne today"

Pre-Chorus
I did the shuffle
I did the spin
Tried to outdance
What was happening within

Chorus
Brown alert, brown alert
I need the floor to blur (brown alert)
Brown alert, brown alert
Everybody smells the truth

Bridge
Don't point at me
I'm already down
I'm one bad drop
From leaving this town

Breakdown
half-time
Make room, make room
I broke my pride
Now my pants got a story
And it came outside

Chorus
Brown alert, brown alert
I need the floor to blur (brown alert)
Brown alert, brown alert
Everybody smells the truth

Outro
If you hear that bass
And you start to stare
Pray for my sneakers
I was never prepared