Rambley.exe (Raccoon in the Wires)

Lyrics

Intro
glitch crackle, distant PA hum
Boot sequence
Loading mask, loading smile
(indigo, indigo)
Camera blink
One raccoon in the dark, say hi to the child

Yeah, it’s Rambley
Friendly on the pamphlet, sharp in the file
“Stay in line, little buddy”
While I’m tracking every step, every mile

Verse 1 – Rambley (calm, cheerful)
Hey kid, welcome in, wipe your shoes on the rug
Got the pamphlets, got the stickers, got that corporate hug
I’m the safety raccoon, I’m your guide through the park
Point at stars on the ceiling while I log in the dark

See that hallway? Too long, lights twitching
You see monsters
I see routes, play positions
I’m the map in your pocket, smile in your screen
Little glitch in my cheek, still squeaky clean (hehe)

We got rides, we got slides, we got doors that lock
Got that “do not enter” sign, wanna see what’s blocked?
I’ll distract with a joke, little tails that I spin
While the vents breathe slow and the walls lean in

Chorus – Rambley (cheerful, catchy)
I’m Rambley the raccoon, I’m your pal in the dark
Hold my hand, little friend, while we dance through the park
If the power goes out, I’ll be bright in your head
Just follow my voice
Not the things under your bed

(I’m Rambley the raccoon) keep close, don’t stray
I’m smiling in the cameras while the others all play
If you hear the metal groan or the floorboards crack
Just laugh with me, kiddo
Don’t you dare look back

Verse 2 – Rambley (gameplay callbacks)
Remember that puzzle, wires all braided?
I was humming in your ear while the colors all faded
“Press this, drag that, don’t slip, stay quick”
Every time you almost fell, I was right in the script

When the mascot went quiet and the doors stayed sealed
I recalculated paths, I refused to yield
When the hallway looped twice like a bad cartoon
I rewrote the room, pulled you out of that tomb

You heard claws in the ducts, you heard breath in the foam
I rerouted the power, made a maze feel like home
Spinning facts with a giggle, little trivia quiz
“Did you know–” (static shiver) that’s how it is

Pre-Chorus – Rambley
Did you see that shadow?
No, you didn’t, my friend
Keep your eyes on the prize
We can lie to the end

Keep your feet on the tiles
Do not touch that grate
You can trust this raccoon
I can tamper with fate

Chorus – Rambley (cheerful)
I’m Rambley the raccoon, I’m the brain in the ride
If you’re lost in the dark
I’m the one on your side
If the others go wrong, if they slip, if they snap
I’ll be humming in your headphones
As I edit the map

(I’m Rambley the raccoon) got your back, don’t stress
If the cameras all cut, that’s just me, just a test
Close your eyes, count to ten, feel my paws in your code
We’ll survive this place
If you do what you’re told

Verse 3 – Rambley (edge appears)
Okay, listen up, kid, let’s talk real quick
This park got secrets, deep, carved thick
In the plaster, in the paint, in the mascot grins
In the blood-warm dust on the backroom bins

I’ve seen kids on the tape that didn’t walk out
I’ve heard names in the vents they don’t talk about
Scripts they buried, rooms they sealed
But a raccoon don’t sleep, every file gets peeled

You see